lesson #three

top ten things not to do when you are drunk
NO REALLY... DO NOT DO THESE THINGS

10. pee on a church
9. drink V8 or milk
8. swimming
7. po-go sticking
6. play chicken in a street
5. get into a strange van
4. ride a scooter or skateboard
3. give piggy-back rides on pavement
2. lock yourself in a bathroom
1. drive a car, anywhere, ever.

Listen to me
-H